Thanks for all being so open about where you keep your toasters. But really, it doesn’t matter because I shall be keeping my toaster in the cupboard no matter what anyone else does.
If you really want to make a difference, you will help me pick a dress to wear to my office Christmas party (dress code is sort of . . . whatever. Apparently you have some people in jeans and others in full-on formal attire. I wish to be somewhere in the middle) this weekend.
I will of course not be buying something new because I am cheap. And I already have many clothes.
Here are the four choices. Let me know which one you like best and think I should wear. The winner will be, of course, appropriately adorned with jacket/sweater, jewelry, shoes, etc.
(to be worn with white sweater)
Tell me what you think! All of you! Please!
(And then go vote on what tie Bart should wear).