Girl Talk: Episode 5

Pulling Frozen stickers off of Ani’s bed
Bart: Wow, these are really sticky
Ani: That’s why dem called “stickers.”

After I’ve braided Ella’s hair in two little braids, she looks in the mirror
Ella: I look like my name should be Elizabeth.

Looking at our neighbor’s large outdoor Christmas nativity display
Ani: That’s not really Jesus. That’s just an ugly doll.

After an unfortunate incident sitting down on the banks of the pond
Ani: When Ella gets home, I need to tell her “Actually that wasn’t mud! That was duck poop!”

Watching a video about the gorillas at the San Diego Zoo
Ani: Dad, when we go there, I need you to hold me because them have teeth.

Janssen: Hey you silly little baby.
Ani: She’s not a silly baby!
Janssen: Oh, what is she?
Ani: She’s a lunatic.

Bart: Ani, if you hit Ella again, I’m going to take away one of your Halloween candies.
Ella: Once kids have Halloween candy, parents can make them do basically anything they want.

Ani: What day is it?
Janssen: It’s Wednesday
Ani: Okay, so I have to wear a shirt today.

Janssen: What did Ani need in the middle of the night?
Bart: Nothing.
Janssen: Just some love and comfort?
Ani: He told me to be quiet.

Struggling to buckle her carseat
Ani: Ugh, this is just too dang.
Bart: Too dang what?
Ani: It’s just too DANG!

Previous hilarity from these little girls here, if you need a Tuesday laugh.