Girl Talk: Episode 12

Ani: Santa came and visited us today, but I know he isn’t the real Santa.
Ella: How do you know?
Ani: Because he said I’m on the nice list.

At the Rec Center, I’m sitting on a bench, putting on the girls’ shoes after swimming. A 20-something guy sits down a few feet away to put on his shoes.
Star: That guy has cool shoes.
Tally: That guy is big and chubby.
Janssen: That guy DOES have cool shoes.
Tally: [bellows] NO! I said that guy was BIG AND CHUBBY.

At dinner, discussing everyone’s ages and grades
Ella: I’m so sad that when Tally goes to kindergarten, I won’t be in elementary school anymore.
Ani: It’s fine. She won’t be that cute anymore.

Snuggling Tally
Janssen: Do I love you?
Tally: Yes.
Janssen: Will I always love you?
Tally: Yes.
Janssen: Because mommies always love . . .
Tally: Ugly babies.

Ani showing off her new shoes to our babysitter
Babysitter: Oh, are those TOMS?
Ani: No, they are mine.

Watching a movie as a family, when something very surprising happens in the plot
Ani: If that happened to me, I’d be wanting some EXPLAINTS.

I wake up from a nap to find Tally standing right next to the bed, staring at me
Tally: Am I a porcine wonder?

Talking over dinner about possible trips
Ani: I think we should go to Hawaii again. I mean, we already all have hats!

After church
Ella: Are you ready to play school?
Star: I don’t think I’m going to.
Ella:  You pinky promised you would play when we got home!
Star: Well, a pinky promise DOES last for a long time. . . . and church was a lonnnng time.

 

Previous Girl Talk Episodes here if you need a few more laughs to get you through Friday the 13th.

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7 Comments

  1. Haha, these are brilliant!
    The things my son has said over the years are recorded in his own section of my blog … under the original tag of Things He Says.

  2. Your girls are SO adorable! I love these! 🙂

    P.S. You inspired me to keep track of the things my girls say. I keep a running Word document with the funny ones, and sometimes I e-mail the recent quotes to the grandparents.

  3. Hahah so cute! Is Ani your pretty literal child? Love seeing their personalities through these. And I totally remember when you got them all hats for Hawaii!

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