All Ella: Episode 6
In bed, waiting for Bart to come home from a late school meeting
Ella: [tearfully] It’s just hard to be a kid.
Holding a jump rope and trying to convince Ani to hold the other end and act like a dog (apparently named “Jeffy”)
Ella: Come on, Jeffy. Be a good doggy. Do what I tell you.
Ani collapses on the floor and won’t move.
Ella: Well, then, I just won’t be your owner ANY MORE.
Out of nowhere
Ella: I hope they have food in prison.
Janssen: . . . .
Ella: So I don’t starve.
Explaining to Ella that Bart’s step-dad was married before and that his first wife died.
Ella: Did she have grandkids?
Janssen: No, she was pretty young.
Ella: Like four or five?
Janssen: No, I think she was probably about 35.
Ella: That is NOT young. Did you mean to say she was pretty old?
Ella: Come upstairs, Ani. Let’s go change your reeky reeky bum.
After braiding Ella’s hair into two little pigtail braids
Ella: [bursting into tears] I’m so worried no one will recognize me like this.
Ella: From now on, I want you to call us the names from Frozen.
Janssen: Okay, Elsa, your clothes are sitting right there. Why don’t you go get dressed?
Ella: Actually, your ship has already sunk and you are drowned.
Getting out of the bathtub, Ella trips on her towel and smacks her face on the wall
Ella: [crying] I just would have really preferred not to have done that.

P.S. More Ella hilarity here



You know these are my favorite posts. The braid thing. And the frozen thing. Too funny!
oh my gosh. i laughed so hard! she is too cute!
The Frozen one — touche, Ella!