In the four Halloweens that Bart and I have been together, this is the first one we’ve dressed up for. And, you know what? I think we’re going to from now on . . . it was pretty fun.
Here’s a hint: “They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. That’s how Dad did it, that’s how America does it… and it’s worked out pretty well so far.”